1. A 100ml plastic bottle of Coca-cola, Fanta, Sprite (but bottled water can be N60)
2. 11 medium tomatoes from your local ‘Sunday’ market
3. 1 Mr.Biggs’ sausage roll (previously N80 at the start of February)
4. A recharge voucher from Zain telecommunications (talk time may vary)
5. 10 Puff-Puff balls (like a donut, only without the hole)
6. Parking space (pretty much anywhere) when an opportunist with space sees you’re desperate
7. 6 oranges
8. 1 apple
9. 5 packs of ‘PK’ chewing gum (the ones with only 4 capsule-like pieces)
10. 1 hair cut for men or tomboys (costs more if a generator is put on when NEPA/PHCN strikes)
11. Approximately 1.5litres of petrol (currently sold at N65 per litre)
12. 6 sheets of brown paper…
13. 1 music CD (mostly local artists, and some amateur compilations of international artists)
14. Toll gate ticket to get into Murtala Mohammed airport (getting out will cost you another N100!)
15. Some selected local newspapers (The PUNCH will cost you an extra N50)
16. A cashcard from selected banks unto which you can save & withdraw money
17. Loading cash unto the cashcard each time you deposit money
18. A copy of Every Day With Jesus by Selwyn Hughes (with N20 to spare)
19. Have at least 3 pairs of your shoes polished or mended by the local mobile cobbler
20. A medium ‘breakfast bowl’ size full of rice, stew/sauce, meat from street-side caterers (may cause diaorrhea) 

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