I met Vera about 2 years ago at my local supermarket. I can remember it just like it was yesterday…(Inserting flashback)

 She was wearing a sexy green top and a short white skirt – it must have been Independence Day (October 1st in Nigeria) or just plain coincidence. After making eye contact on several occasions I finally summoned up the courage to take her out with me. I’ve lost count of how many times she’s given me lip therapy. Each time seems more sensual than the last. I don’t think I’ll find another that feels so good against my lips like she does. I’m the envy of all the other dry guys who’ve got no game. They can only imagine what it is like to have Lip Therapy with Vera…

...or should I have said, 'Lip Therapy with Aloe Vera'? I beg your pardon 🙂