Women – a mystery to some, a weakness to many (men and lesbians, that is). I too have fallen prey to the clutches of the female species. I vaguely remember one particular woman who locked me down for about 9months. I felt trapped. I wanted to break free but at the same time I wanted to stay. I was so confused that I had to have a third party separate us. I actually cried my eyes out but today we’re still in touch and on good terms.
The second woman whose birthday was on 27th June (so if you’re reading this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!) was one whom I shared a Mr. & Mrs. Smith relationship with…literally. On one occasion she chased me round the house with an 8-inch kitchen knife – she couldn’t catch me though (phew!). We have an understanding now and we’ve learned to keep our distance – I’m in Nigeria, she’s in Great Britain…
The third woman who messed with my mind was like a brother to me…the brother I never had…actually, I wished she was a boy…okay I know how that can confuse you right now. You probably wondering, ‘…but I thought he liked women!’ I do…and I’m not bisexual either. Let me break it down: 1st woman – My mother; 2nd woman – my junior sister; 3rd woman – my baby sister.
Yes, my ‘affairs’ with all these women still continues and I’m not done yet. I mentioned ‘4 women’ in my post title. Well in 2010 the fourth woman I deeply love will be the one I’ll spend the rest of my life with…God willing 🙂
Awwww that was really lovely !!! Who’s the lucky lady ?? and is she clued up on your plans ??
I should hope not 😉 That would ruin the surprise!
Aha, I almost draw wrong conclusion because of the title. hahaha…
Now, you need to work on the 4th woman :))
Girls will be girls live with it lol….
Hugs Carole x
BTW the gecko is lookin sad…
nah, i disagree – that ‘lizard’ is happy but i see what you mean…hard to tell 🙂
At last! Someone with real extispere gives us the answer. Thanks!
wow
that fourth woman is very lucky
you are already blogging about here even before you are able to meet her in person!
cool!
i wasn’t sure if my comment was saved …
🙂
anyway, that ‘s a very clever title
i thought you were referring to something else when you said “affair”
cheerz!
Whoa, I thought you were really having an affair with 4 women, hahaha.. 😀 You got me there. 🙂
Well, I do hope you’ll have a very happy married love life good luck. 🙂
Cute and clever Post…
Great writing !
Keep up the great work…
Best regards,
K. Frangeskos
JESUS KNOWS YOU BEST
NY
LMAO just reading this and seen the accusation me chasing around with an 8inch kitchen knife…I don’t think it was 8inches though lol
And the 4th woman!!! wow my oh my you must fill me in:)
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