I met Vera about 2 years ago at my local supermarket. I can remember it just like it was yesterday…(Inserting flashback)
She was wearing a sexy green top and a short white skirt – it must have been Independence Day (October 1st in Nigeria) or just plain coincidence. After making eye contact on several occasions I finally summoned up the courage to take her out with me. I’ve lost count of how many times she’s given me lip therapy. Each time seems more sensual than the last. I don’t think I’ll find another that feels so good against my lips like she does. I’m the envy of all the other dry guys who’ve got no game. They can only imagine what it is like to have Lip Therapy with Vera…
...or should I have said, 'Lip Therapy with Aloe Vera'? I beg your pardon 🙂
hahaha I knew there was a catch to it but didn’t want to be a spoiler 🙂
and every man should have some vera !
Yeah, who wants to kiss dry/chapped lips (yuck!). Now that I think about it, I could’ve used your profile pic for this post (feel free to blush now) 🙂
Wow. I was thinking, “holy crap this guy’s got a SERIOUS attraction to his girlfriend. Sweet.” Wouldn’t you love to find some chemistry like THAT though??
Who wouldn’t 🙂 If there’s no chemistry then the relationship becomes a chore kinda like doing the dishes – you don’t enjoy doing it but you know you should.
Funny! Like the surprise at the end
Glad you approve 🙂
HAHA I loved this !
Thanks Sultan 🙂
Nice one Jollof! You had me wondering there… Just stumbled on your blog site from another blog and hey i must commend you… Excellent writing. Keep it up!