This post isn’t about my ‘repeated’ ordeal with emotional hurt nor is it an attack on Rod Stewart’s lyrics. The fact is that yesterday whilst I was hurriedly racing from the dining area to the kitchen for my breakfast I (stupidly) whacked my upper lip against a wall edge. Unfortunately I got more than just a swollen lip and blood all over my hands – I got stitches (Warning: readers may find some of these pictures disturbing).
………………My top right canine pierced through my lip and created a hole the size of a shriveled pea (for those who love gory details). Anyway, with a looming scar on my
hands lip, I have considered villain roles in Nollywood movies. I have also learnt literally that a stitch in time saves nine (that hole in my lip would have certainly gotten bigger if I kept talking). No kissing for the next few weeks – doctor’s orders (or was that dad’s orders? hmm). It hurts when I laugh and this injury is probably what a boxer considers just another day at the office. I can’t wait to have my stitches taken out in a few days (sigh). Counting the days till when people stop looking at my mouth region in a dodgy manner, lol…OOOW!
Man up cuz. Don’t bitch about that little cut 😀
Hmmm…to delete or not to delete…lol
hey, ‘bitch’ is what I do (somehow that didn’t come out right…)
Lol U.K has made u soft
Yeah, guess it wouldn’t have been this bad if I’d been eating a lot of kpomo like you eh xD
What he said! Lol
Next, you’ll be writing about the next time you fart or pictures of your hermarrhoids…
Note to self…
Stitches on the lips! Man that would’ve been painful(that is if you took it like a G and refused local anaesthetic :p )
Anyways sorry you hear, 🙂
The doctor never even offered anaesthetic in the first place. I took it like a G alright…eyes closed though
Oh no. Don’t tell everyone that! Tell them you were fighting a shark off the coastline somewhere romantic.
LOL! I tell it like it is…but I can’t deny that the shark story would be a real babe magnet 🙂
Most definitely! lol. Elaborate and embellish. I am the type to call a spade a spade, but sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and tell a little white lie.lol
Eww! TMI! :p
Grosse, I know 😛
Hey… My comments were made with tongue, pen, keyboard or phone in cheek no hard feelings, I thought my comment would really have you in “stitches”
I know – I approved your comment, didn’t I? lol. The ‘stitches joke’ is a no-no though 😉
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Or you may have gotten a Staph. Infection.
So true…and then I’d have a grotesque, oozing wound for all houseflies to dance over, lol (grosse!)
Aw noooooo thank god you managed to stop talking long enough to get stitched up 😉 xB
LOL! You’re a clown 😀
Ooh dont smile too much…you could split your stitches 😉
Sorry about your injury. Hope you are feeling better now?
Thank you. My lip has healed up nicely. I’m left with a cool scar that looks a lot like a starfish shape. Anyway, no more pain, yay!
Ouch! U never stopped bumping into things. I guess I thot u’d grow out of it
Oh puhlease! Objects are usually in my way. I’m just minding my own bizwacks when suddenly an object decides to creep up on me and block my path. I refuse to be a clutz ><