The Initiation: What it means to cut your hand in Nigeria (Pt.1)

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Dear readers, As I think back to the time when I returned from London after ten years of work experience to settle in Nigeria, I marvel at how much of the local lingo I’ve learnt e.g. To ‘trafficate’ is to … Continue reading

Smell you later!

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Hygiene – a big deal to some, a complete stranger to many. I might be seen as a bit of a fusspot atimes but I can’t stand a bad smell. Just yesterday afternoon at my office one of the food … Continue reading

A shelter for my pet-peeves

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I’ve lived with the them, nurtured them and quite frankly gotten sick of them so I finally decided to give my pet-peeves a natural habitat; my crazy blog (where else?). I’ve had to do away with a lot of them, … Continue reading

I is for Invitation

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Invitation /ɪnvɪˈteɪʃ(ə)n/ a written or verbal request inviting someone to go somewhere or to do something  (Google definition). A written or verbal request inviting someone to an event which he (usually a ‘he’) may not necessarily be allowed to partake in … Continue reading

How Beans nearly ruined my reputation Pt.2

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So this was me – pants half-way down, slightly stooped over a dusty toilet seat and using one hand to desperately latch unto the door handle in case the seemingly faulty lock gave way to an uninvited student. My situation … Continue reading

How Beans nearly ruined my reputation

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If you’ve ever heard the expression ‘It was love at first sight’ then that’s probably the best way I would describe how I feel each time I’m faced with food. My heart literally skips a beat when I’m about to … Continue reading

Let me introduce you to my stalkers!

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For those of you who run their blogs it’s interesting to know what search items led them there. This is long overdue but my conclusion after this eye-opening exercise is that there are quite a number of weirdos out there, … Continue reading

Freshly Pressed: Why WordPress won’t pop my blog’s cherry

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If you’re like me, a former couch potato who once innocently surfed the internet one boring evening for free platforms where I could start my own blog, you would agree that WordPress is the Nokia of blogs in its simplicity, theme variety … Continue reading

First Blood: The dance-off

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You and your geeky friends are at a nightclub chatting away about Sylvester Stallone movies and then suddenly you can see ‘her’ looking at you from across the room. In fact, she’s been watching you all night. She’s all by herself in that … Continue reading

The Crazy Nigerian & Bumzilo Podcast v.1

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Disclaimer: All variation in noise levels and occasional grammatical errors are a product of the completely impromptu nature of this raw and uncut recording. We respect all artists mentioned and we are merely expressing candid views. This conversation was the catalyst for the article How to make a hit song in Nigeria