An MJ parody: Blood on the dance (Part 2)

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You spin her around and then you both put on an electrifying, neomodern salsa-type of performance.The uproar from the crowd is unprecedented. You catch a glimpse of some beautiful ladies biting their bottom lips. Some are winking at you and pouting … Continue reading

TCN Blog Digest I

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Hello TCN fans! This series hopes to be the first of many and here I’ll be giving commentaries on random articles of blogs I follow. Please feel free to read the full articles if I’ve managed to pique your interest … Continue reading

SNAP! You’ve got the power

Yes, I am giving you the power (and no ordinary power I must add) to choose what I blog about next. I had so many ideas in my zero-afro head and when they all started driving me crazy I thought I’d let YOU (my loyal followers, curious surfers and loony stalkers) decide and put me out of my misery. Think of this like giving me medical marijuana to take away the pain – okay okay, writing is the best therapy ‘cos it keeps me sane…

*Important* – You can vote as much as you like until Saturday 12 noon GMT+1 and the  topic with the highest count will be the one I blog about on Sunday (Jack Bauer’s got to love this self-imposed deadline…geeez)

 

Thanks for taking part 🙂

Image source: Gadafini-club.blogspot.com 

 

 

Weekly Writing Challenge: Wheels of misfortune

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It was a Monday just like any other manic Monday when I set out early for work before the sun was out. This was the only way to avoid getting caught up in the usual traffic jams I became accustomed to … Continue reading

And if hell doesn’t freeze over…

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…you can bet Niagra falls will!

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First Blood: The dance-off

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You and your geeky friends are at a nightclub chatting away about Sylvester Stallone movies and then suddenly you can see ‘her’ looking at you from across the room. In fact, she’s been watching you all night. She’s all by herself in that … Continue reading

Religion is for sinners

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When I was born my parents baptized me in an Anglican church and as a little boy I went to Sunday School (probably because it was just what you did on Sundays, I thought). I perfected my recitation of the … Continue reading

Most Active Commenter Award

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Yeah! It’s the return of the MAC (Most Active Commenter) Award. Actually, it’s the first time I’m announcing this award; I just thought it would be a nice play on words with my old-time favourite track Return of the Mack (Insert … Continue reading

The Crazy Nigerian storms City 105.1FM

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Last Sunday evening at about 5pm, I was interviewed by On-Air-Personality extraordinaire ‘Westside’ on the Lagos city’s radio station that never sleeps – City 105.1FM. It was more of a ‘trilogue’ as I was interviewed alongside the CEO of Orbit … Continue reading

5 Things Husbands Never tell their Wives

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…now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’m first going to go into the whole positive spiel about how happily married couples share everything including the toothbrush (eew!) and how they keep absolutely nothing from each other (in case you missed … Continue reading