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Against unimaginable odds the Super Eagles yesterday won the African Cup of Nations…19 years since their last win – and to them I say a huge congratulations for achieving this feat. After all the jubilation the big question now is … Continue reading
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2012 to some best describes an epic disaster movie starring John Cusack in which he races against time (and meteorites to get his family aboard an ark. But for me 2012 has been a year of promise, a year of hope, … Continue reading
If ‘Yes’ is your answer then don’t fret – you’re not alone. I’ve been a victim of this invasion of privacy and have been constantly accused of trying to hide something. The obvious truth is that I have nothing to hide (as subsequent strip cell searches have revealed). However I detest the fact that my integrity is being put into question. I know my mischievous eyebrows are probably to blame but picking up my phone every time I’m in the toilet translates to trust issues, hyper curiosity or extreme paranoia. Worse yet is the fact that instead of returning to the comfort of my living room I walk into the Spanish Inquisition. With nothing to defend myself other than my tongue I then go into a series of explanations which usually end up in a big argument. But you can try the following tactics in order to maintain cell phone privacy:
Well I would like to know how you cope with this problem (if it is indeed a problem). Oh, and here’s one solution I almost forgot to share…
I was viewing my WordPress Dashboard some days ago and I came across the disturbing words (in my Top Searches) which I’ve used for the title of this article. It got me thinking about what possible traumatic events had made this particular reader feel suicidal. Whatever the reason, here are a few things that could help:
It’s not the end of the world so feeling suicidal should just be a passing phase. Life is worth living and no matter how hard it gets you’ve got (a) friend(s) who will get you through rough times 😀
There is a new blog which I created in September 2010 but have only gotten round to posting on in March this year. It’s part of a Post-A-Week project I am doing which would motivate me to post an article at least once a week. Take a minute to look at The Other Side. NB – Articles on The Other Side will not be repeated in The Crazy Nigerian. However, links to new articles on The Other Side will be provided on The Crazy Nigerian.
Feel free to leave your comments and share articles that you particularly enjoyed.
Enjoy 😀
Skinhead, deadhead
Everybody gone bad
No transformer, Power failure
Everybody…Generator
In the street, Mama-put
Everybody dogfood
Night guard, Door man
Everybody ‘Chairman’
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us…
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Chew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Bribe me fine me
Dont you ‘419’ me
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
All I wann say is that
They dont really care
about us
Tell me what has
become of my life
I love to drive
but the LASTMA dont love me
I am the victim of police
brutality, now
I’m tired of being the
victim of hate, you’re raping
me of my cash
Oh for Gods sake!
How much do these officials
want to take from me? Set me free
Skinhead, deadhead
Everybody gone bad
Politicians, agitation
Everybody registration
In the street, at the corners
Everybody on Okadas
Black man blackmail
Throw the brother
in jail
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
Tell me what has become of my rights
Am I invisible cause you ignore me?
Your proclamation
promised me free liberty
I’m tired of being the victim
of shame
They’re throwing me in a
class with a bad name
I cant believe this is the
land from which I came
You know we really ought to see, The government dont
wanna see, but if
Saro-Wiwa was living, he
wouldn’t let this be, no,no
Skinhead, deadhead
Everybody gone bad
Situation, speculataion
Everybody litigation
Beat me, bash me
You can never trash me
Hit me, kick me
You can never get me
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us …(Bridge)
Some things in life they
just don’t wanna see
But if Enahoro was
living, he wouldn’t let
this be no, no,
Skinhead, deadhead
Everybodys gone bad
Situation Segregation
Everybody allegation
In the street and the news
Everybody dogfood
kick me Hike me
Dont you wrong or
right me
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us
All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about …All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about…All I wanna say is that
They dont really care
about us (hee hee, hoo-hoo!)
Sources: Google images, lyrics007.com
I’ve decided to come clean on the small business I’ve been doing for the past 2months (and this is my second pastime)
My company name is TRIONIalerts and it specializes in sending the latest football news to your mobile phone everyday, including news on transfers, purchases, injuries, score summaries and fixtures. It doesn’t matter if it’s the English Premier League, Spanish, Italian or African Football. This service is a must for all soccer/football fans and it is (ridiculously) affordable. You don’t have to send an SMS each time you want the news; you pay for a month and get news sent to your phone for 30days – It’s that simple!
If you are interested but still in doubt, send your mobile number and area code to trionialerts@gmail.com for a FREE trial! What have you got to lose?
You can also check out the dedicated Facebook page which was created on August 25, 2010. Just search for Trioni Alertz 😀
NB – This service was originally targeted for Nigerians at home and diaspora but it is now available to people who can pay in either GBP, USD, EUR or NGN (Nigerian Naira).
